Tag: funny
group name: totality
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October 26, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
Non-copywrite joke
Who Says There's No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?
These are questions that people actually asked of ParkRangers around the country, proving once again that thereis . . . more
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June 03, 2007 07:42 PM EDT --
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall.
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and
does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in . . . more
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . . more
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May 17, 2007 06:00 PM EDT --
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" . . . more
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August 06, 2007 11:48 AM EDT --
PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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June 27, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible . . . more
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July 11, 2008 11:27 AM EDT --
Haha, ok so I was reading some news stories today on AOL NEWS and I came upon this one and thought it was really funny. But also, kinda weird, because I don't understand how this could really happen!! . . . more
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July 31, 2007 03:41 AM EDT --
Here I sit at 2:30 a.m. I haven't seen this hour in a month, almost two now. No one called. No one stopped by. Not a storm cloud in sight. I feel great. Why am I up?
Tana! That . . . more
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September 30, 2007 11:06 PM EDT --
Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in
pairs to Cape Canaveral.
. . . more
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November 20, 2007 03:44 PM EST --
Riddle
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you . . . more
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December 21, 2007 06:25 PM EST --
A man owned a small farm in Indiana .
The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
. . . more
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December 28, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Dear God
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother . . . more
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June 28, 2007 02:21 PM EDT --
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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October 28, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
A message from the rural Midwest :
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East
Coasters and Californians cross states such . . . more
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June 16, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
Annoy The Office
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. . . . more
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May 17, 2007 02:16 PM EDT --
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the
sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big
under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" . . . more
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May 29, 2007 01:45 PM EDT --
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
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